God the women you put on earth to be sexy and read fanfic are being forced to work
when i say i’m just like richard papen i mean it because i too would tell a story where i’m an innocent saint and leave the part where i was a manipulative murderer
Yeah I enjoyed this movie a normal amount *opens ao3*
or: "yeah I enjoyed this movie a normal amount" *opens google docs*
also : "yeah i enjoyed this movie a normal amount" *closes eyes and start daydreaming*
ALSO also: yeah i enjoyed this movie a normal amount *opens sketchbook/drawing app*
you want me to make friends in college? the thing that killed bunny corcoran?


